“Stolen” from Lumoroske

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But

you can't choose yourself.

this one was...interesting.


1: General Benjamin Kenmore
2: Cyrus
3: Maggie
4: Vis
5: Nemo
6: Penthesilea Eudora
7: Charlie Lawrence
8: Murali Hjörtur
9: Lycaan Hrafn
10: Yag


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Lilja invites Maggie and Murali to dinner in an attempt to turn them against Rynne.
Her plot fails royally because Murali is a blockhead, and all Lilja's veiled references go over his head, and Maggie just

doesn't really care.


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
(Lycaan) "Come on! It'll be fun! Everyone knows YOU could use some loosening up."
(Nemo) "No. I refuse. Those places rip you off anyway."
(Lycaan) "You really need to go with me. Forget your problems, have a few drinks, you know...loosen up."
(Nemo) "Do you know where I'd be if I had 'loosened up'?"
(Lycaan) "No. Where?"
(Nemo) "I'd be dead."

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Kenmore's house exists in post-apocalyptic America, whereas Silea's is probably in better shape...I'll go with Silea.


4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
(Yag) "Jeez, guys, get a room! Honestly."
(Charlie) "Yag...this IS my room."
(Yag) "Oh..right. My bad. Well, I'll be leaving now..."


5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
(Yag) "Hey, Murali. What's up? You look down."
(Murali) "Oh, it's nothing.." *sadface*
(Yag) "Tell me. Maybe I can help."
(Murali) "Well, you know how I had a big crush on Silea, right?"
(Yag) "Uh, yeah, I did" (aside) "So did everyone..."
(Murali) "Well, *sob*, look around the corner."
(we look around the corner, where Maggie and Silea are making out)
(Yag) "Yowza! That's HOT!"
(Cue Murali, Maggie, and Silea beating up Yag.)

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?
(Me) "Gah! Vis, what are you doing?"
(Vis) "Mugging you. Now give me your wallet. And make it snappy!"
(Me) "Ok, ok, just hang on. I'm getting it out of my pocket, see?"
A dark figure appears behind Vis.
(Vis) "HURRY UP!"
It closes in silently.
And trips over something.
(Yag) "Oof!"
Vis spins around, leveling her weapons at Yag
I punch her in the back of the head, and she goes down.
(Me) "Man, what's up with all the BG characters lately? They're all going haywire!"
(Yag) "I know! I walked in on two of the most bizarre same-sex makeout sessions I've ever seen today, and they both

involved BG members! What's going on?!"
(Me) "Don't worry, Yag, we'll figure it out."


7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
(Announcer) "And welcome back to Cooking with Kenmore!"
(Kenmore) "Hey everybody! Welcome back! Today we're going to cook some, you guessed it, Chicken!" (random audience

member) "Aw, man! it's ALWAYS chicken!"

15 minutes later...

(Kenmore) "So, now that you have your chicken"
(interrupting chicken) "BWAK!!!"
(Kenmore) "...like I was saying...now we SLAUGHTER THE CHICKEN!!"
(chicken) "Bwak?"

five minutes later...

Kenmore is covered in blood. In the background, some of the TV crew chase around a headless chicken.
(Kenmore) "Ah ha ha...I have won the day, chicken! No poultry shall stand against me!"

Static

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Murali walks onto the scene, which has a busted car with Nemo inside it.

(Murali) "No! Nemo, are you ok?!"
(Nemo) "Blarrg..."
(Murali) "Answer me!"
(Nemo) "eh....I think I shattered some of my ribs. Breathing is...difficult."
(Murali) "I'll get you out of there!"
(Yag) "Ye Gods! What is happening to Blood Gauntlet?! Also, what was Nemo doing in a car?"


9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

in a church, an organist is playing "here comes the bride"
Maggie and Lycaan are walking down the aisle.
Silea and Yag run in.
(Silea) "You two-timing BITCH! I thought you loved me!"
(Yag) "This isn't supposed to happen! Writer on board! Writer on board!"
(maggie) "...what?"

(cut to straightjacketed Yag in a padded room)
(Yag) "I KNOW who it is! it's YOU, isn't it? That's what I thought! (He's looking at the viewer)
(Yag) "I was right ALL ALONG! AH HA
HA HA!"


10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
(Charlie) "Nemo, if you don't help me, I'll...."
*looks around, sees Cyrus*
(Charlie, drawing a gun) "...I'll kill Cyrus!"
(Nemo) "WOAH, Calm down, Charlie! I'll help you, jeez! Don't bring innocents into this!"
(Charlie) "Innocents? Cyrus isn't innocent. He single-handedly orchestrated the apocalypse!"
(Nemo) "...Maybe you SHOULD shoot him..."
(Charlie) "And lose my bargaining chip? NEVER!"
*Nemo facepalm*


11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Probably Kenmore, because I could learn a lot from him, but the same goes for Silea too...


12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Vis and Yag are playing a video game.
(Vis) "DAMN IT! Why the hell do you play as Pit when he's so GOD-DAMN ANNOYING?!"
(Yag) "I don't understand the question. I play as him BECAUSE he's so God-damn annoying."
(Vis) "ARRGH! I wish there was some way to settle this with REAL VIOLENCE!"
(Yag) "I have a suggestion..."

*cut to Vis and Yag in separate chariots*

(Vis) "So, remind me again what we're doing here, please."
(Yag) "You wanted violence. Hence, chariot race."
(Vis) "....I hate you."



13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
If Maggie has a gun, she has a chance, especially if she's wearing all the armor she wears in combat.
Not much of one, though, considering that every other character is, at worst, proficient with firearms.


14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Scene: San Francisco City Hall.
Yag and Cyrus are walking down the aisle, arm in arm, although Yag is giggling maniacally.
(Lycaan) "so...why are we here, again? And why isn't Murali here?"
(Vis) "Shhh! they're doing the ceremony!" *Elbows Lycaan*
(Lycaan, quietly, to Vis) "yow! Don't do that!"
(Silea, stage whisper) "shut up, you two!"
*cut to Murali at home, in front of the TV*
(Murali) "Wow. ODST TOTALLY beats going to a wedding. I'm GLAD I didn't get invited."
*thinks*
(Murali) "Plus, Yag said he was planning something anyway..."
*cut to the wedding*
(whatever official is presiding over the wedding) "I now pronounce you Man and..."
(Yag, interrupting) "EAT LEAD, BITCHES!!!" *Draws two mac-11s from under his tux and starts shooting up the crowd*
(Official) "Oh No-God, we're all going to die!!!"
*Yag stops shooting for a moment*
(Yag) "No, they're not, Official. You see, this story has no continuity within any series I am a part of, and therefore I can do whatever I want, without affecting my canon! Now, if you'll excuse me..."
*Yag turns around and begins shooting again*
*Official hits him on the back of the head with the book*
*Yag goes down*


15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.


16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?



17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? .........



18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
*ding-dong*
(me answering the door) “Oh…Hi guys…”
*Nemo proceeds to puke on my shoes*
(Nemo) “Bleagh!”
(Me) “Oh God, the gross! What the hell have you been doing?!”
(Lycaan, obviously drunk) “Well, you shee, we had a few drinkssss….”
Lycaan trails off
(Me) “Whatever. Let’s go inside, so I can get this cleaned up.”
(Inside the house)
(Me) “Wait, so you and Nemo went to a bar? And proceeded to get completely trashed?”
(Lycaan) “Thass pretta mush it, yeah. Then we went to a shhtrip club.”
(Me) *facepalm*



19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?



20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?



21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?



22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?



23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?



24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?



25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?



26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?



27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?



28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?


29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?



30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they

ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)



31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?